Alexander McQueen's Union Jack Boots

If these boots were made for walkin' ... I'd like see them try because it damn sure isn't what I'll do. Those are four inch stilettos. I'll probably just stand for a couple of minutes in a highly populated area so that people will notice my kick-ass Union Jack footwear made of patent leather and suede. And I will loudly proclaim my love for all things British.

See that steal toe? That's in case anyone gives you any guff about your Anglophilia. Fashion is pain ladies. So what if they run $1,264; it's least we're not talking in pounds.